May 2013
earthnation:
when will we stop letting slips of paper like money and yugioh cards define our lives
internet-slang:
BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
heck
heckaroo
frick frop
nincompoop
heckle deckle
diddly darn
pokémon
zoowe mama
do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
miscaitlin:
teachers put the ass in assignments
heartcramp:
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be...
charlee-x:
Heads up: blacklist “trou normand” if you don’t want to see me liveblogging tonight’s episode of Hannibal.
The only people who won’t mind will be WATCHING HANNIBAL you dingus
michaelsaraah:
I just got my first job at a movie theater! Heck yeah.
hippyjamfest:
I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first
johnfkennedy:
she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy
nicolasiscaged:
[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta
hitterlick:
top 3 things about me
fuckin raw
super chill
funky fresh
rule breaker
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
stephenfrycunninglinguist:
ursorum:
“accepting homosexuality means accepting things like pedophilia, necrophilia, bestiality, etc.”
….
So much hate when people say this.
copsandrobert asked: You are hereby stripped of your "Least Shitty at Planning" title. You're down here with the rest of us.
copsandrobert asked: Wanna marathon the new AD episodes Saturday
farrahsfaucet:
what kind of grunge softener do you use
If you guys send me message there is a good chance...
Or an anon, if you’re all shy like
chickensandwich:
when i have tons of money i will still buy cheap clothes because then i can have 100 articles of clothing for the price of 1 really expensive designer item and i will have a lot of money left for food
zackisontumblr:
if you’re feeling down i can feel you up
zintendo:
i’m glad mainstream media has been acknowledging what fucking lunes some of you have been about the yahoo thing
orangewave:
people who act like tumblr is this big unique group of people who are all in fandoms and there are 3 big special fandoms and there are vegans and hipsters who are evil and we’re on this special website that nobody else knows about
littlestbug:
poutingly:
angryfuckingvegan:
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist
i’m imagining him alone in his...
lilbunnygirl:
*gives you a lap dance for curly fries*
swaggie2nope:
i cant old sport understand old sport your accent
trugazi:
i just misread ragecomics as reaganomics and i’m not entirely sure which is more terrible tbh
noitscoolihatemyselftoo:
We’re starting a kickstarter for cameron to get a Dwight Schrute tattoo.
